Januar 2012
I love how Teddy is the biggest Calzona shipper...
FACT: Just because I'm a lesbian and I tell you...
FACT: Girls are better kissers
Everything's Calzona and nothing hurts.
kissmecapshaw:
Nothing.
If you are a girl who loves girls please reblog...
calliope-iphigenia-torres:
calzonasanatomy:
Nothing is sweeter than Arizona saying: Calliope
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
Nobody wants to be my valentine.
calzonalove:
send me a ϟ if you want us to be friends.
Reblog this if you think the person you reblogged...
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Me: I'm a lesbian
Everyone: Omg how do two girls have sex?! Is it good? Is that even sex? How many girls have you slept with? Are you sure it's not just a stage? Have you ever TRIED having sex with a guy? How do you know that you don't like it? Do you want to be a boy? Are you sure? You don't look like a lesbian. Who's the guy in the relationship? You're going to Hell. God doesn't like gay people.
That feeling when your heart drops.
Even when they are not together...I can still feel...
imaginary-adventures:
I cant be the only one who feels this way….
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
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But you won't do the same.
Anonym fragte: You know that someone out there loves you, don't you?
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I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest.
FML.
send me celebrity names
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